Another day another popped collar.

TOOOBYYYY. The other night I met a girl and she looked at me so nice, I asked her for the digits, said she didn't think twice. Coupla days later called her up and asked her out, she said with me, I said with you, then she said without a doubt. I took her to the garden where I guess they grow the olives, she wore a tighter skirt than any I had seen in college. She said she liked to smoke and drink while cursing like a sailor. I asked her where she got her mouth and if she had a tailor. Finally I walked her to the door to say goodnight, she said I am an apple would you care to take a bite? Politely I refused and said I'm looking for a lady, so she slapped me in the face and said boy you must be crazy.

This is a rap from a Christian cassette album I memorized in elementary school and remember to this day. The rapper is Toby Mac. I was reminded of it when I saw and ad for the Olive Garden on Facebook.